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diplomat is ___ person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to trip. Caskie Stinnelt
dog is only thing on earth that loves you more than you love
yoursell. Josh Billings
Americans like fat books and thin women. Russell Baker
accountant is _man who is hired to explain that you didn't
make money you did. Anonymous
-actor's__- guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
Attributed to Marlon Brando
optimist is someone who thinks __future is uncertain.
Anonymous
death is __ nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Anonymous
8 - diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggiel' until you can find
stone, Wynn Catlin
-- equality is lie _ women are better. Anonymous
birds do it; bees do it; cven e ducated flcas do it. Let's do it.
Let's fall in love. Cole Porter
11 I always pass on _- good advice. It is only thing to do with it. It is
never any use to onescll. Oscar Wilde
12 I love acting. It is so much more real than liſe. Oscar Wilde
13 Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust __man
with small black moustache. PG Wodehouse
14 Nothing's illegal ir hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's
true anywhere in world. Andrew Young
15 Remember that as teenager you are al last stage in your life
when you will be happy to hear that phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
16 Save ___ water, shower with friend. Anonymous
17 - happiest time of anyone's life is just after first divorce.
John Kenneth Galbraith
18 Treat w ork of art like prince: let it speak to you first.
Attributed to Arthur Schopenhauer
19 When I was __boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could
hardly stand to have old man around. But when I got to be twenty-
one, I was astonished at bow much he had learned in seven years,
Mark Twain
20 When I was born. I was so surprised that I couldn't talk for year
and hall. Gracie Allen
21 A banker is __man who lends you. . umbrella when weather
is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains, Anonymous
22 California is great place - if you happen to be orange, F Allen
23 Writing about art is like dancing about architecture,
Anonymous​

Answer 1

Răspuns:

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way

that you actually look forward to trip. Caskie Stinnelt

The dog is only thing on earth that loves you more than you love

yourself. Josh Billings

Americans like fat books and thin women. Russell Baker

An accountant is a man who is hired to explain that you didn't

make money you did. Anonymous

An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening Attributed to Marlon Brando

An optimist is someone who thinks future is uncertain.  Anonymous

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Anonymous

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggiel' until you can find

stone, Wynn Catlin

Equality is lie women are better. Anonymous

Birds do it; bees do it; even educated flcas do it. Let's do it.

Let's fall in love. Cole Porter

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. Oscar Wilde.

I love acting. It is so much more real than liſe. Oscar Wilde

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man

with small black mustache. PG Wodehouse

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world. Andrew Young

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