Question

Am nevoie pentru tema la engleza sa scriu 6 bancuri si 6 ghicitori

Answer 1

Ghicitori

It always beats and hops,
It never sleeps or stops.
Life-long we don't part
With our little...
(heart)

We are twins,
We walk together
We never part,
We make a pair forever.
(the legs)

Thirty-two white horses upon a red hill,
Now they tramp,
Now they champ,
Now they stand still.
(The theeth)

I strike each hour.
But don't forget:
You must not strike me,
My good friend!
(a clock)

What did the doctor say when the invisible
man called to make an appointment?
(Tell him I can't se him today.)

I have legs-one,two,three,four
But I cannot walk across the floor.
(A chair)

Bancuri

On the first day of school,the teacher asked a student:
-What are your parents names?
The student replied:
-My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
-Are you kidding?
-No,Kidding is my brother.I am Jocking.

A dog walks into an employment agency and says:
-I'd like to get a job please.
The guy at the employment agency says:
-Wow,you could easily get a job at the circus,with your talents!
The dog replys:
-What would want the circus with a plumber?

Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind-what I would like to know is what she was doing out of the kitchen,in the first place!

What is the longest word in the English language?
It's the word "smiles",because there is a mile between the first letter and the last!

-Are you sure this is british beef?
-Of horse this is!

What did Adam say on the day before the Christmas?
Answer:It's Christmas,Eve!