Anecdote la limba engleza teroooog repede
Răspunsuri la întrebare
-What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
- Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
- Yes, of course.
- Great. I never could before.
- John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
- I think you are pretty ugly.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
- Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
- What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied:
- How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
- I was born in California.
- Which part?
- All of me.
Two children are talking:
- Meet my new born brother.
- Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
- I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Two factory workers are talking:
The woman says: I can make the boss give me the day off.
The man replies: And how would you do that?
The woman says: Just wait and see.
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies: I'm a light bulb.
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off".
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:
- What are your parents' names?
The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
- Are you kidding?
The student said:
- No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking