Question

In pairs , write a joke, a riddle, a pun, or a witty observation on life.

Answer 1

Joke:Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Because he was a little horse!:)

Riddle:"Three eyes have I, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze." The answer is traffic light.

Pun:A vulture boards a plane, carrying two dead possums. The attendant looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carry on allowed per passenger".

Witty observation on life:
If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one.