Question

salut! ma poate ajuta cineva cu rezolvarea acestui exercițiu, va rog?
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Answer 1

Răspuns:

9)

1. My father can't lift a pig with one hand. Can your dad do that?

I'm not sure. Where do you get a pig with one hand?

2. Dad, I can help you save some money.

Really? How can you do that?

Do you remember saying you'd give me £10 for passing my exams?

Yes

Well, you can pay me now.

3. What can You make but can't see?

I don't know

A noise.

4) You should pay your taxes with a smile

I tried that but they wanted cash.

5) A young boy fell off his bicycle and hurt his head. He was in an ambulance which was taking the boy to the hospital. He was a little confused.

Tell me your name, said the nurse.

Why? Asked the boy .

So i can tell your parents

Oh You don't have to do that. They already know my name!

6) What do you call a man with no ears?

Anything you like because he can't hear you.

7) Christoper, is there any differences between lightening and electrecy? Asked the physics teacher.

Er....i don't think so.

And what is that difference?

You don't have to pay for lightening, sir.

8) Why shouldn't a car play football?

I don't know

because it only has one boot.

9) You shouldn't pull the cat's tail.

I'm only holding it, it's the cat that's pulling.

10) Doctor, how can i live to be a hundred?

You don't smoke or drink alcohol. You can only eat bread and drink milk and You shouldn't live alone in the countryside.

And will I live to a hundred?

I don't know but it certainly seem like it.

Explicație:

*Good luck!*