Question

Va rog sa imi traduceti textul!!!! My joke`s funnier
Luke= Can you pass me the cornflakes, please, Daniel ?
Charlie= How many elephants can you get in Volkswagen ?
Luke= Oh, no! Not another elephant joke !
Daniel= Go on. Tell us.
Charline= Two in the front and two in the back.
Daniel= I hnow a better one. Why did the elephant put on a red T-shirt ?
Charlie= I don`t know. Why ?
Daniel= Because his green one was in the washing machine.
Charlie= I think my joke`s funnier than yours.
Luke= Shut up, you two ! I`m trying to do this quiz.
Charlie= What quiz ?
Luke= There`s a quiz on the back of this cornflakes packet. I bet you can`t answer this one, Charlie. Which is the longest river in the world= the Nile, the Mississippi or the Amazon ?
Emily= Everybody knows that. The Nile is the longest river in the world !
Dad= Come on , you lot ! It`s time to take Daniel to the airport.
VA MULTUMESC !

Answer 1

Luke= Poti sa imi dai cerealele, te rog, Daniel?
Charlie= Cati elefanti poti baga intr-un Volkswagen?
Luke= Oh, nu! Nu inca o gluma cu elefanti!
Daniel=Haide. Spune-ne.
Charline= 2 in fata si 2 in spate
Daniel= Stiu una mai buna. De ce si-a pus elefantul un tricou rosu?
Charlie= Nu stiu. De ce?
Daniel= Pentru ca cel verde era in masina de spalat.
Charlie= Cred ca gluma mea e mai amuzanta decat a ta.
Luke= Taceti, amandoi! Incerc sa rezolv acest quiz (quiz inseamna orice joc de inteligenta in care se raspund la intrebari despre diferite subiecte).
Charlie= Ce quiz?
Luke= E un quiz pe spatele cutiei/pachetului de cereale. Fac pariu ca nu poti sa raspunzi la asta, Charlie. Care este cel mai lung rau din lume: Nilul, Mississippi sau Amazon?
Emily= Toata lumea stie asta. Nilul este cel mai lung rau din lume!
Tata= Haideti, toti! E timpul sa il ducem pe Daniel la aeroport.